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When You Are Sad
When You Are Sad
1.. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.2.. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.3.. When you smile - I will know you got laid or did something evil.4.. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.5.. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.6.. When you are confused - I will use little words.7.. When you are sick - stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. (hahahah)8.. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.This is my oath ... I pledge it till the end. Why? You may ask? Because you are my friend.Send this to 10 of your Closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of 2.Remember:
A good friend will help you move - Your best friend will help you move
a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.
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Comments
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bec
aww this is well cute! i wish i had yhoo as a friend - i need sum one like yhoo in my life :) xx |
penispatrol
sorry this is not censored because sian is a fat bitch and her pussy bites(caution beware of cat) urs faithfully penis master |
handjobs
pllllllllllllllllllllllllllllp jog on
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*~*BETHANY*~*
This is the cutest thing I have read yet. This is how you no if ur friend is really a friend. |
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Dollz
I wish i had a friend like you .... !! |
Cindy
i love the shovel part :)))))). imao..lol... |
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About Me
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Inge_Binge
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Hey! My name is Inge. I am 23, a scorpio an addicted reader, and I live in southern California!! I've been in a relationship for going on nine years, you know the whole high school sweet hearts thing....
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