1.. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.2.. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.3.. When you smile - I will know you got laid or did something evil.4.. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.5.. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.6.. When you are confused - I will use little words.7.. When you are sick - stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. (hahahah)8.. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.This is my oath ... I pledge it till the end. Why? You may ask? Because you are my friend.Send this to 10 of your Closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of 2.Remember:
A good friend will help you move - Your best friend will help you move
a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.
Gwen Stefani was a guest on Much Music in Toronto. She has always been known for rocking off
beat hair styles. But this bang trend is driving me bonkers. Maybe it’s
because I don’t do well with bangs. They never stay even. Gwen’s hair
looks so perfectly straight and thick that it almost looks like a wig.
I think she is one of a small group of people who can pull this look
off. What do you think about the latest look on Gwenny?
I ADORE HER STYLE!When you look at Nicole Richie you think
outrageous party girl, Paris Hilton's pal, socialite, The Simple Life,
and all that good stuff. What you don't think about is the dark past.
Nicole was adopted by Lionel and Brenda Richie at the age of 2. Yes in
fact Nicole Richie was born Nicole Camille Escovedo. Her real parents
are rumored to be a guy from Lionel's band(Peter Michael Escovedo) and
the mother is unknown, but is said to be Cocasian with blonde hair.
Though you might think Nicole was living the easy life from there on,
you're wrong! Lionel wasn't exactly a great father figure, he recently
admitted on Oprah, he was hardly there in Nicole's childhood. To fill
the void of not having Lionel around, she started going out late, and
soon went into drugs. "It was so easy to sneak out", Nicole explains on
Oprah. When Brenda and Lionel split up, Nicole was devastated, and her
late nights got even later. She felt as though Lionel broke up with her
as well. Nicole attended & graduated from The Buckley School with
her best friend Paris Hilton. Though school was also being cut here and
there for drugs. In her 20's Nicole started Heroin."I was a trash
can--I took everything" she says. She was pulled over by a cop for
speeding and was found with Heroin. Nicole was scared to death, so
scared she went into Rehab. In Rehab she found herself, and it's the
best thing that has happened to her. She is currently a member of
fledgling rock band "Darling" along with model Josie Maran, and society
sisters Soleil and Sofia Alberti.
Cool Facts
-Resides in Lionel's $40 Million Mansion.
- Is of Caucasian, Black Creole and Mexican decent.
-Was offered and accepted the chance to star in The Simple Life with
her pal Paris Hilton after Nicky Hilton turned it down.
- Has a dog named Honeychild.
- Has a dog [Foxy Cleopatra] named after Beyonce's character in Austin Powers: Goldmember.
- Niece of Sheila E.
-Has
9 tattoos: 2 on her sholder blades and they are a picture of wings(1
wing on each blade), a cross on her lower back, a bow that says
"Richie" below it and its on the back of her neck, a an anklet with a
cross on the end...on her ankle, the word "virgin" on her right wrist,
a tiara on her hip, a shooting star on her left wrist, and a picture of
a ballerina on her lower hip.
-Graduated from Montclair College Prep School.
Hey! My name is Inge. I am 23, a scorpio an addicted reader, and I live in southern California!! I've been in a relationship for going on nine years, you know the whole high school sweet hearts thing....
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